Staff Training

Training is used to increase skills for Members of Staff, make them more strong or supportive, or allow them to access new tasks.

Training
Training Staff requires the Training Room with a Training Pod. Only one Staff can be trained at a time per Training Pod.
 * To start a training course, click on the Training Pod, or on the Staffs UI "Train Stuff" button.
 * In the training screen, select the qualification you want staff to learn, then click the "Start Training" button.

Training Process
Staff will always prioritise their work over training. That means they only go to their training when they are free. They can interrupt their training and continue it when they are free and the campus has a free Training Pod available.

Qualification Level
Each Qualification can be leveled up by staff training, to increase the efficiency of the qualification. For all Qualifications, the maximum trainable level is 10, with most featuring a cap that raises with the Campus Level.

The cap for course-specific Qualifications, however, is instead raised by raising the Course Level itself. The Qualification Level cap begins at level 3, and raises with most Course Levels, until it reaches level 10 when the Course Level is likewise, as illustrated in this table:

Course-specific Development
These qualifications are required to allow Teachers to instruct Students in Classes and the Private Tuition Room.

Academic-Exercise-Icon.png Academic Exercise
(Required to teach Academic Exercise)

Improve academic stamina by your doing some fiery training and getting really out of breath.

Available for:

Archaeology-Icon.png Archaeology
(Required to teach Archaeology)

Master the world beneath your feet by biting coins and doing some digging on the newest models of trowel.

Available for:

Astrology-Icon.png Astrology
(Required to teach Astrology, requires )

Read the stars and help students reach their true gravitational potential.

Available for:

Cheese-Moongery-Icon.png Cheese-Moongery
(Required to teach Cheese-Moongery, requires )

''Sample your way through space, one bite at a time... The galaxy is your cheese board. Are people still saying that?''

Available for:

Cosmic-Expansion-Icon.png Cosmic Expansion
(Required to teach Cosmic Expansion, requires )

Life is there for the taking, and so is the rest of the universe.

Available for:

Countercultural-Studies-Icon.png Countercultural Studies
(Required to teach Countercultural Studies)

''Refresh your rebellious skills by claiming you're doing research while doing anything but. It's for the good of the campus, after all.''

Available for:

Dark-Art-Icon.png Dark Art
(Required to teach Dark Art)

Learn about new shades of black paint, like "Squeaky Raven" and "Do or Dye", to diversify your palette and see the twilight in a new light.

Available for:

Funny-Business-Icon.png Funny Business
(Required to teach Funny Business)

Make some amusing investments and see how they play out, both comically and financially.

Available for:

Gastronomy-Icon.png Gastronomy
(Required to teach Gastronomy)

Awaken your tastebuds and your class-full of students by learning all about the Gastronomic world and the latest types of custard.

Available for:

General-Knowledge-Icon.png General Knowledge
(Required to teach General Knowledge)

Review your collection of trivia to dust off some old facts and refresh your (very) pop(ular)-quizzes.

Available for:

Humanities-Icon.png Humanities
(Required to teach Humanities, requires )

Lean on our experiences (as humans) and teach our alien friends what it's all about.

Available for:

Internet-History-Icon.png Internet History
(Required to teach Internet History)

''Bungle search how people used to know things before they could Bungle search something. Among other important searches you've been putting off.''

Available for:

Knight-School-Icon.png Knight School
(Required to teach Knight School)

Sharpen your knowledge of knightdom, fell the towers of ignorance and claim your "World's Best Knight School Teacher" chalice by doing some basic training.

Available for:

Money-Wangling-Icon.png Money Wangling
(Required to teach Money Wangling)

Study complex 'wangling' techniques, like the Smogley Swindle, to become less of a teaching fraud and more of a teaching fraudster.

Available for:

Musicality-Icon.png Musicality
(Required to teach Musicality)

''Tune your ear by going quiet turkey and listening to nothing at all. Nothing at all.''

Available for:

Robotics-Icon.png Robotics
(Required to teach Robotics)

Learn about the latest developments in hardware and mechanical techniques by studying the work of robotics scholar and actual robot Professor Sweepy Leroux.

Available for:

School-of-Thought-Icon.png School of Thought
(Required to teach School of Thought)

''Think about something - literally anything - at great and obscure length. It's bound to be helpful somehow, but that won't be clear until later. Potentially much, much later.''

Available for:

Scientography-Icon.png Scientography
(Required to teach Scientography)

''Formulate a new experiment and see if it fizzes, changes colour or turns inside out. Whatever the result, it's sure to make you a better, more scientographic teacher than before.''

Available for:

Space-Academy-Icon.png Space Academy
(Required to teach Space Academy, requires )

Play out your wildest sci-fi dreams with all the danger, and juicy consequences, of actual reality.

Available for:

Space-Knight-School-Icon.png Space-Knight School
(Required to teach Space-Knight School, requires )

''The physical comedy of traditional knighthood, with all the fire-power of alien technology. A tantalising combination.''

Available for:

Spy-School-Icon.png Spy School
(Required to teach Spy School)

''Uncover new and mysterious depths to your teaching by honing your spy skills and gathering intel on your students. For academic purposes, not because it's interesting.''

Available for:

Virtual-Normality-Icon.png Virtual Normality
(Required to teach Virtual Normality)

Brush up on the ever developing virtual world by reading about a load of stuff that didn’t, can't and won't happen in real life.

Available for:

Wizardry-Icon.png Wizardry
(Required to teach Wizardry)

Paw through some old runes and get some information on the cantation sure to keep you at your academic station.

Available for:

Technical Development
These Qualifications give Members of Staff new capabilities, to allow them to work in certain Rooms, or with certain Equipment, or simply increase their efficiency at a dedicated task.

Private-Tuition-Icon.png Private Tuition
(Boosts Teaching Skill in Private Tuition)

''Help students catch up with their classes or storm even further ahead. Remember, you don't need to use your 'lecture voice' when you're talking one-on-one...''

Available for:

Research-Icon.png Research
(Boosts Research Speed)

''Master the art of research... as well as its many scientific elements.''

Available for:

First-Aid-Icon.png First Aid
(Required to Treat Medical Issues)

Student health is its own specific branch of medicine.

Available for:

Library-Management-Icon.png Library Management
(Boosts Library Learning Rate)

Keep the students organised and the books nice and quiet.

Available for:

Marketing-Icon.png Marketing
(Required to Run Marketing Campaigns)

Promote the campus with exciting campaigns and free mouse mats.

Available for:

Pastoral-Care-Icon.png Pastoral Care
(Required to Resolve Pastoral Issues)

Take care of our students by learning to listen and make scented candles.

Available for:

Maintenance-Icon.png Maintenance
(Boosts Maintenance Speed)

Make the campus a well-oiled machine by caring for its facilities and regularly oiling its various machinery.

Available for:

Mechanics-Icon.png Mechanics
(Required to Apply Item Upgrades)

Not just anyone can apply upgrades to campus equipment.

Available for:

Security-Icon.png Security
(Required to Remove Invaders)

Remove unwanted visitors with relative ease.

Available for:

Space-Mining-Icon.png Space Mining
(Boosts Space Rock Mining Speed, requires )

Smash open space rocks and deal with a range of potential outcomes.

Available for:

Personal Development
These Qualifications revolve around Staff efficiency and interpersonal skills, allowing them to be more effective in and on their environment.

Aerodynamics-Icon.png Aerodynamics
(Boosts Movement Speed)

Cut through the air like a hot spoon through jelly.

Available for:, ,

Charisma-Icon.png Charisma
(Makes People Happy & Entertained)

Make people smile with witty remarks and topical references.

Available for: ,

Happy-Thoughts-Icon.png Happy Thoughts
(Makes Themselves Smile)

Keep your spirits high by thinking about sunsets, domesticated quadrupeds and really salty nuts.

Available for:, ,

Inspirational-Speaking-Icon.png Inspirational Speaking
(Motivates Students to Work Harder)

Trick students into working harder with dramatic pauses and rhetorical questions.

Available for:

Unused Content
There are indications in the game's files of two Qualifications that are not used in release.

In Version 5.0 of the game, new images were introduced for the Mechanics and Security Qualifications. The original images are presented here: